Our handsome cadet discovers a horny medical resident in his bed. The young doctor turns out to be quite the cocksucker. He takes a full 8 inches of uncut boy meat down his mouth and then rolls over. The cadet gives our resident the meat thermometer – Dr. Cutie bites the pillow while he takes our young cadets fat boner into his hungry boyhole!

Here’s an oldie but a goodie. It’s a mock scientific experiment done in the style of a nature film. The site says it best: “In 1965 Dr. Peter Witt gave drugs to spiders and observed their effects on web building. This short film about the results of the experiment was created by First Church Of Christ, Filmmaker.”

It’s about fucking time The Runaways get their close up. The iconic teenage girl group got its start in the Los Angeles club scene in back in ’75, busting out a gritty, sexy and succulent version of glammed-out punk rock. Their self-titled debut dropped in 1976 with the single “Cherry Bomb” — the beginning of a string of hits that included “Queens of Noise” and “Born to Be Bad.” The Runaways always influenced countless girl rockers and riot-grrrls before splitting in ’79 as Lita Ford, Joan Jett and others went on to pursue solo careers.

The big screen bio-pic adaption, appropriately title The Runaways, is toplined by Dakota Fanning (reveling in her role as jail-bait lead singer Cherrie Curie) and Twilight star Kristen Thomas (rocking jet-black hair as Jett). “It was weird,” Jett says of Thomas playing herself in the flick. “I feel like she got it as right as you can get it. I don’t know what else she could’ve done.”

The Runaways recently premiered at Sundance and opens in theaters Friday. Check out a trailer here:

Steve Miller returns ’cause he’s horny as hell! He just can’t get enough. This time he’s paired with his buddy  Bobby. They’ve never messed around together – but they don’t mind getting naked together if it means getting some tail! They fuck a local chick while showing off their stiff dicks and hot bods.

Cain and Eli get a straight boy, Blinx, all to themselves. It’s their job to convince him that a little guy on guy play “ain’t so gay”. After convincing him to try out a fleshjack, Eli and Cain grab him in a wrestling grip and soon they’re going down on him. It’s a threeway suck-a-thon fest with Blinx catching all the cum!

When I read the first listing on the Phoenix New Times’ list of The Top 5 Most Tasteless Cookbooks Ever Published, I chuckled to myself and went on with my life. But the next time I, umm, got my hands on got on my hands the main ingredient during a solo harvest, I found myself looking for a way to properly store and save it for use later. The catalog listing for Natural Harvest — A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes says it best: “Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic.” It’s a truly seminal tome on the complete culinary experience of cum!

If that doesn’t make you hungry, maybe check out The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking with Balls. Not human balls, but it teaches how to prepare various animal danglies into delightful omelets, pizza, barbecue and more. Bon appétit!

At this point, I think it’s safe to say Lady Gaga can do no wrong. At least when it comes to making videos. Her latest is a mini movie for “Telephone,” an epic, nine-minute kitschy masterpiece featuring babelicious Beyonce, horny jail-yard dykes, a mass poisoning at a diner and G & B driving off Thelma & Louise -style in Quentin Tarantino’s Pussy Wagon. Oh, and don’t forgot the giant sunglasses made of smokin’ (literally) cigarettes! “Telephone” is the follow-up to her “Paparazzi” video — that one ends with Gaga booked by the police for killing her boyfriend, and “Telephone” starts with her getting thrown in the slammer. “There’s certainly always a hidden message in my music videos,” says Gaga. Let me know if you can decode the secret:

A gay porn actor named Dustin Michaels (check out his Twitter here ) is dead following a tragic run-in with Florida cops. Dustin reportedly got into an altercation with a female friend late one night last week, prompting police to respond to the scene — and when they did, he panicked because he was holding marijuana and swallowed the bag. Thinking he was resisted arrest, the cops decided to taser the dude, causing him to begin choking on the bag. Attempts to remove the bag from his throat proved fruitless, and by the time paramedics arrived and freed the object from Dustin’s throat, he had suffocated to death.

So weed kills — when the cops get in the way. The war on drugs has claimed another victim. A camera crew was on the scene and captured a disturbing video of the altercation, but please note it’s not a fun one to watch. This is really fucking sad:

Talk about tact. New York City Fire Chief Richard Picciotto is scheduled to appear as the featured speaker at an upcoming pig roast fundraising dinner in Hepburn, Canada — and the event is being advertised on a flyer with a picture of the World Trade Center towers on 9/11. Sure, Picciotto was “the highest ranking firefighter to endure the terrors of the attack . . . trapped in the stairwell of the North Tower for four hours,” but something about plastering the words “PIG ROAST” over a picture of the Twin Towers engulfed in flames that killed hundreds of police and firefighters just doesn’t seem right. Get it: Pig Roast? Barbequed cops? That’s just fucked up.

Did you know that the Word Is Out? I’ve never seen it, but nearly 33 years after its November 1977 premiere at the Castro Theater in San Francisco, the landmark feature-length documentary about gay and lesbian life — considered the first film about gay people made by gay people — is a groundbreaking affair. It looks into the lives of 26 diverse people, including writer Elsa Gidlow, professor Sally Gearhart, and inventor John Burnside, and offers what at the time was an extremely important lesson: that queer folks are just like everybody else.

“It’s given me a sense of how powerful film can be to move people,” says David Gillon, a Hartford video producer who was one of the film’s subjects. “Thirty years later, this film still moves me.” Word Is Out: Stories Of Some of Our Lives has been restored and has been screened at San Francisco’s Frameline festival, Los Angeles’ OutFest and recently had a run at NYC’s Anthology Film Archives. The re-mastered print will soon be released on DVD with exclusive updates on the cast and crew of the flick.

Check out the trailer here: