Talk about a hot fucking date! Who hasn’t gawked at a beefy New York Fire Department hunk hanging off the back of a big red ladder truck cruising through the streets of NYC on its way to a five-alarm blaze? Thank God for the second annual New York City Firefighter Auction-A-Date, “a real life opportunity to take one of New York’s Bravest out on the town for a night of romance and adventure.”

A slew of smokin’ fire studs — maybe some from the 2010 Firefighter Hunks Annual Calendar? — will be up on the auction block at this year’s event, which goes down Thursday at Brooklyn’s Knitting Factory. “Who knows –- they might let you taste their three-alarm chili!”

I’ve drunkenly taken home some incredible sword swallowers from my local dive bar over the years, but they’re amateur hour compared to this. An Australian freak show performer named the Space Cowboy has broken his own world record by swallowing 18 razor-sharp swords during a recent outdoor performance in Sydney.

The Cowboy does a whole truckload full of tricks, including knife throwing, levitation, and — my personal fave — juggling a battle-axe, a jungle machete and a butcher’s knife while sitting blindfolded on a 10-foot unicycle. But sword swallowing is his, umm, bread and butter, so watch a video of his record-breaking stunt here. I wonder what the world record is for most number of cocks in one mouth at the same time?

Oh my fucking God dude in this video is high as fuck! He’s a graduate of Med Grow Cannabis College — the first medical marijuana trade school in Michigan — and when he sits down in front of the camera to talk about it, his blood-shot eyes glow so red he looks like a vampire. The school teaches the business of cannabis cultivation in one of 14 states that have legalized it for medicinal use.

Out West, California’s Oaksterdam University offers 13-week semesters with courses in everything from horticulture and history to economics and law. Looks like it’s time to go back to school:

There’s something really wrong with DailyMotion’s advertising serving algorithm. Check out the title of this movie trailer. (It’s not a porno, regretfully)

Now look at the ad they served up.

Here’s a review
“I’ve seen quite a few low-grade biker movies in my time too, and this is better than most! There are some genuinely funny bits in it, and nothing really squirm-inducing! Yes, it lacks any apparent plot, but so does “Easy Rider”, of which it is a kind of pastiche. I’ll admit it doesn’t feature the kind of sex, violence or psychedelia that usually enliven this sort of movie, but it does have the young and sexy Dan Haggerty riding bare-chested through it, and that’s good enough for me! ”

THE PINK ANGELS – Gay Bikers Exploitation Movie TRAILER 1971
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Rex and Tyler are two hard, hung and horny straight dudes. Tyler’s the strong and beefy country boy, and Rex is a laid-back Cali-surfer dude. Tyler’s thick dick has a huge mushroom head, and his buddy, Rex has got a big piece surrounded by a nice red bush. The two take turns getting their poles smoked! It all culminates with a hot fuck fest: Tyler pounding Nikki in the front while Rex takes her on doggy style, blowing their loads all over her ass and face!

Back in January, we told you about the concrete toboggan competition in Hamilton, Ontario, where competitors fabricate concrete canoes and then race them, careen into crowds, wear funny costumes. It turns out that concrete is a pretty versatile medium when it comes to transportation.

There is a concrete canoeing organization, I shit you not, which competes, vets papers and maintains the ‘world’s largest and most comprehensive data base* on concrete canoeing’. The website is ridiculous and gave me epilepsy when I looked at it. I’d take a screenshot, but you need to see it in action. But come back to check out this video of hottie nerds canoeing.

Shit floats, and so does cement, apparently.

Concrete Canoe Competition 2008 from Carlos Slythe on Vimeo.

*There are no concrete canoe databases that are as large or comprehensive. There is a larger regular canoe database, but it’s not nearly as comprehensive!

Ever wonder why when you cum it feels like a massive creamy tsunami bursting out of the tip of your dick? It’s cause you’re cumming 280 million little swimmers at 31 mph! How do know this? Cause I counted! Actually, I read it off this handy little chart. Scoop it up:

I love the 5% of women are allergic to semen graphic. How she’s red down there and then you notice, in the mouth!

That’s what the guy from FilmDrunk said anyway. This is an actual Danish film which came out in 1992 and it’s called…
Gayniggers from Outer Space. Yes, we said it. Denmark, man, WTF!

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Gayn—-rs from Outer Space tells the story of a group of intergalactic homosexual black men from the planet “Anus” who discover the presence of female creatures on planet Earth. Using guns which shoot deadly rays, they proceed to eliminate females one by one from Earth, which ensures them the ecstatic gratitude of the previously oppressed male population. Before leaving the planet, they leave behind a “Gay Ambassador” to educate the Earthlings about their new way of life. Gay—–rs from Outer Space begins as a black-and-white film, but later turns to color. According to Lindberg, this was a “dramatic special effect” to illustrate “the world being freed from vicious women.”

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Gio Black Peter Live @ “Imitation of Crisp” @ NYC 2-1-2010 pt1 from Dan Cacioppo on Vimeo.

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This will be funny only to the most misanthropic.

Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel – as Interpreted by Werner HerzogBy Minnesotastan on Feb 5, 2010 at 11:43 amYouTube link.Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel is a classic children’s story first published in 1939. In this video the illustrations come from the classic text, but the story is modified slightly by Werner Herzog during his narration.

via Neatorama.