Three Words About Jaq: Thick Cuban Cock. This uncut motherfucker strips down and shows off his uncut chorizo. Wait till you see the dripping sticky load he delivers, too, ruining our backdrop! Delicious!

Last week the British government announced they would be pulling the plug on its UFO Sighting Hotline that had been up and running long before Doctor Who had been on the air. Accountants hope that shutting down the program during the continuing economic crisis will save around $44,000 that could be “better spent” aiding their troops in the Middle East. Many residents fear that the cutting off the direct line could be dangerous in case of an emergency. On the heels of this decision there appears to have been a gigantic and, indeed, spiraling aerial phenomenon that occurred over Norway this morning. It lasted about two minutes and was witnessed and captured by many people. No one seems to have any explanation as to what it was: a new type of aurora, a failed Russian missile, or your garden variety alien activities. Take a look at the astonishing photos and video footage here and here

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Nolin and his pal Hollywood, get together with Jennatonic. She’s got a banging bod and the two guys are totally stiff and ready to give it to her. She spreads them out on the floor so we can take a good look at the their hard, hung peckers. These two dudes will do anything for some ass, including letting us record it the whole thing! Check it out!

Steve is from Bensonhurst and has got that Italian swagger going. Fans of the site will remember that he’s straight, but he’s got some kinky tendencies – he got naked for us in front of a mirror to fuck a sextoy. So we’re able to capture that long dong of his from every angle!

Holidays equals holiday parties equals open bars equals getting fucked up equals being fucking hung over as fuck — which kinda kills all that joy and fucking merriment that started things off. Except maybe not this year, thanks to our new friends who make a magical concoction called Drinkin’ Mate. Basically it’s a hangover cure, except unlike chugging jugs of water and taking Tylenol — or eating pickles and canned tuna, taking a cold shower while sipping hot coffee or whatever other worthless folk remedy your grandpa told you — Drinkin’ Mate actually works.

How do I know? Because (full disclosure) they sent me a free sample, I went out and got totally shit faced, took the sample and then I woke up the next morning feeling pretty fucking OK. It wasn’t a miracle cure of all hangover pain and suffering, but it certainly avoided feeling like a laser-guided atomic bomb infiltrated my skull.

But don’t trust me — sign up to get your own free sample here and “Feel Better the Next Day.”

This is change I can believe in. Check out the brand-spanking new

Barack Obama blotter LSD:

This goes perfectly with the
Prez Obama ecstasy pills that turned up in various U.S. cities last year. I challenge you to come up with a better place to try Candy Flipping (dropping acid and downing E) than in the fucking White House!

OR if hard narcotics are more your style, get your hands on a bundle of those OBAMA-stamped bags of heroin that upstate New York cops seized a few months back.
It’s better than a flight on Air Force One!

Idle hands are the Devil’s workshop, you know!

What’s better than a hot little latin twink? A hot little latin twink with an 11 inch uncut cock, of course! Mario can’t even close his hand around the meaty shaft of his uncut cock but that doesn’t stop him from grabbing that monster and pounding out a nice hot load all over his smooth twink belly. Muy caliente!

A video of classic Holloywood diva Marilyn Monroe puffing on a spliff is set to hit the eBay auction scene in the coming month. The clip, which features the platinum blonde getting high in a friend’s New Jersey pad, was believed to be filmed in 1958 or 1959 and was purchased by a collector for $275,000. “People have never seen her in such a relaxed pose,” says the film’s owner.

NYC rap icon Jay-Z is tearing up radio right now with his ubiquitous hit “Empire State of Mind,” but the bouncers at his 40/40 Club in Atlantic City had some different tearing up in mind recently when they administered a savage fucking beating to two patrons who had been booted out of the club.

Of course it was captured on tape:

And some people are probably in some deep shit… charges are pending.

Or does his wang have a real nice sheen to it? I’ll have to get his skin care regiment!

Sexy white boy David West bares it all from his tight body and perfect ass to his cynical smile and his monster uncut cock! He lifts his legs, spreads his hole and shoves a thick dildo deep inside himself, forcing out one healthy squirt.