A Guatemalen man received a cavity search of his DINNER, at Dulles airport:

Inside the chicken’s cavity they found two small, clear bags that contained about 60 grams – about 2.3 ounces – of powder cocaine

Worth about $4Gs! More via Boing Boing.

Talk about your safer sex! It’s like something out of THX 1138 or that new Bruce Willis flick! Though the website is all vagtastic, there is quite a bit of gay porn that works with the RealTouch, and now it’s finally available as a Christmas present. Can it hook up to the Wii?

Adam Lambert? While checking out military guys turning each other on – I’m wondering why that’s so hot? Because he’s cute, ostensibly straight, yet putting a banana deep down his throat as if he were a true cocksucker. No small feat. But actually while that feels good when performed on your ding dong, it feels much better when your tip gets worked or you’re skullfucking someone till their eyes tear up. So I guess while it’s fine if your object of affection is a nanner, that ain’t how you suck dick.

Incidentally he looks like a young Matthew Rush. Adam, there maybe a job waiting for you when you get out of the service!

Jane Fonda would be so proud.

Some of our amateur models seem to have a lot more fun than others, and in this behind the scenes footage of Luka and Jon’s scene, you’ll see a lot of laughing, joking and of course, hot fucking and sucking. Jon said he hadn’t been fucked in months, but he was eager to try out every position Luka suggested. Cesar barely had to give them any direction, but he keeps the action going with plenty of encouragement and wisecracks of his own. This behind the scenes footage really gives you an idea as to how much fun and how relaxed our video shoots can be!

Can’t say I’m the biggest fan of
Adam Lambert‘s music, but the ABC network’s full-scale boycott of the gay American Idol runner-up is completely fucking ridiculous. It all started when Lambert closed out this year’s American Music Awards (people actually still watch the AMA’s?!) and used some of his time on stage for some supposedly risqué crotch thrusts in the face of a dude and man-on-man make-out action. Big fucking deal, right?

Well apparently it was for the Alphabet network, cause they went on to pull the plug on more Lambert appearances: Good Morning America, Jimmy Kimmel Live and the annual New Year’s Rockin’ Eve special (people actually still watch the NYE specials?!). But Adam, as always, isn’t fazed: “It’ll all blow over,” he says. “Let’s focus on being positive! :)”

Straight boy Cole shakes his ass in a gay bar to make cash for college. He’s there every weekend, stripping down to his jock strap, getting horny because of all the attention. Why don’t you give him a little love and help this cute guy get his PhD in hotness?

You know, that “Spread ‘Em” Couture Bottom pose?  By the way, nice sheets.

Anders is back by popular demand. For those who missed him the first time around, Anders is 26, 6 ft tall, 165 lbs, great body, tan skinned and straight. Anders’ version of foreplay today is a little surfing before his solo scene. You’ll love how comfortable Anders is with his sexuality as he shares his fantasy of being watched while jacking-off at home by an unknown onlooker who later fantasizes about him during their solo play. I’m sure he has an attentive audience today as he sits, spread eagle, slowly massaging his thick, baby smooth, 8-inch cock.

Back to Buenos Aires this week, as the ass pounding continues in Argentina! Hunky Porn stud Tommy Lima directs this hardcore scene between Latino studs Alan and Salvadore. Eager bottom Alan has a hot ass that gets lots of attention. He keeps his white jock on during the scene while getting both of his holes filled with cock! We start with Salvadore and Alan making out and peeling off their clothes. It’s not long before Alan has a mouthful of cock and Salvadore has his finger up Alan’s tight hole. After more sucking and some rimming, Tommy joins in on the action by whipping out his throbbing tool for Alan to service. Both studs ram their cocks down Alan’s throat! After playing with Alan’s jock-strapped butt, Salvadore inches his rod deep inside Alan. Tommy feeds his cock to Alan while he gets pounded by Salvadore doggy style. They fuck in tons of positions until Alan finds himself covered in cum. What a hot bottom!

Celebrities love to think we care about their opinions. Recently lots of gay celebrities have been prattling on and on about being “gay and in the media”. Here’s a recap:

– Ian Mckellen is tired of gay media portrayal equating to campy portraiture. Via EADT24

– Rupert Everett continues to voice the perils of being an out actor in Hollywood. PS: The Next Best Thing received bad reviews because it was bad. Via The Guardian

– Pete Burns Adam Lambert preaches to The Early Show about the double standard of American basic cable. Via CBS News

– Three gay comedians rant and rave over the feats of coming out around the holiday time on the The Joy Behar Show. Via CNN

Marcus is straight. Not “gay porn site straight” but really straight. He admits he let another dude suck him off in the past but he’s never had a cock in his mouth. Joey can’t wait to guide his new straight buddy through all the ins and outs of cock sucking and even gives him his first rim job before getting Marcus to lick his balls while he shoots his load. Joey returns the favor and before you know it this once “really straight” guy is blowing his load while another dude sucks his balls!