Xeni from BB, is posting these all day. Perfect size for a tweet!  Warning you, some of them are reaaaaally nerdy like “yo mama so FAT32, NTFS won’t even give her permission.” These are my favorites.

* Yo momma so ugly, she make goatse cry for a unicorn chaser. (@xenijardin)

* Yo momma so stupid, she thinks the Large Hadron Collider is a gay porn film.(@xenijardin)

** Yo mamma so fat, China uses her to block the internet. (@thelizupdate )

via Boing Boing: The Nerdy Dozens.

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Love it or loathe it, Beer Pong is big business these days, what with the official World Beer Pong Tour (with several tournaments coming up in NYC) and the annual World Series of Beer Pong (coming this January to Las Vegas).

Drunken frat boys the world over are circle jerking rejoicing, but not the New York State Liquor Authority, which has inexplicably gone on the record against the so-called sport: Beer pong is forbidden because state law “prohibits the sale and distribution of alcoholic beverages in a manner which does not foster and promote temperance in the consumption.”

Even when the WBPT said water could be substituted for brew-haha, the SLA still spoke up: “Coupled with the fervor individuals have for playing with beer, as inherent to the traditional roots of the game, this competitiveness in itself encourages individuals to consume alcohol.” How fucking lame! Everybody knows drunk frat boys are fucking hot!

Georgina forces Dan to break up with a celebrity (HILARY DUFF!) and Carter tries to marry the cousin of the girl Nate was fucking?!
OMG, it’s just not right, but one thing certainly was right on this week’s Gossip Girl. That has to be, like, how NYC indie gods Sonic Youth pop up in the last ten minutes in time for Rufus and Lily to finally get hitched (as we find out that rock star Rufus was once in a band that once opened for SY). Bassist Kim performs the ceremony, then the rest of the Youths strap ’em on and bust out a lovely acoustic version of “Star Power.” Fetch!

This show is fucking bizarre!

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So sam and Robert are gonna get it on. As near as I can tell, Robert’s some sort of spy, but we’re not allowed to know. Sounds a little like American Dad! Hey, that would be a great name for a porn site.  Anywho, these guys are fucking hot, and “Sam” takes it like a champ. If the dark haired guy is Peter Griffin, then I think the one on the right must be Klaus the goldfish.

USMC Sam met a very mysterious man today who goes by the name of Robert. All Sam knew about this hunk is that he had some military background and that it was top secret. If Sam knew anything more than that his life would be in danger. This made Sam even more attracted to him, he loves a man with secrets.

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The month of October marks the end of marijuana harvest season across much of North America, an intense period that pits ruthless drug lords with dollar signs in their eyes against understaffed-but-overambitious anti-drug enforcement crews pining for a big bust. The cops traditionally only manage to make a minute dent in the annual harvest of weed — but not surprisingly, big headlines are made whenever they do. Where does your weed come from? Here’s a sample:

Major Marijuana bust caps off Oregon harvest season
$36.7 million worth of product off the streets
“Upscale” Florida Mansions Busted As Grow Houses
Kentucky Cornfields Yield Pot Plants
Deputies seize $750K worth of pot in outdoor farms near Lake Tahoe
Detectives seize 100 marijuana plants from Palo Alto grow house
National Guard Air Lifts Marijuana During Another Major Bust

Prince Charles must be so honored to have his name associated with this!

“Could somebody please explain what’s going on here?” tweets Stephen Fry. Fry’s an endless source of amusement to me. The actor/slash’s wry and dry writings are oh so veddy British with measures of Monty Python thrown in for um, good measure(?!).

There is something too good to be true about this.  But as one commenter lays it out: “I just wouldn’t want to shake hands with the winner”

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Was hoping to see Wolf Hudson dancing or something. He’s the king of kink like I’m the king of furries! Would they fucking kick the king of furries off of facebook?! No? Probably? Yes?

Michael Jackson Tribute-a-thon has lasted longer than the fucking recession. That’s over, right?

YouTube – SNEAK PEAK: The “King of Kink” to tribute the “King of Pop”.

It was 30 years ago today… October, 1979: Rapper’s Delight by the Sugarhill Gang was released. It became the first hit rap song 30 years ago after it entered the US Billboard.

Here’s an interview with a New York City paramedic who, as a very young photographer on the South Bronx scene back in the day, was the unofficial photo-documentarian of the birth of hip hop.

Here, photographer and paramedic Joe Conzo – who took pictures of the early hip-hop scene in the Bronx – takes us on a tour of the New York borough, recalling the early days and explaining how the area has changed.

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An innocent walk in the woods turns into the best TWINK solo we’ve seen on CruiserBOYS. Jay is tall, toned and so very smooth.

You’ll love watching him play with his thick cock that’s hard as soon as he pulls it out of his boxers.

As he lays back across the rocks and jacks harder and faster his balls teasing you as they bounce up and down, you can’t help but want to take him into your mouth. Just when you think the best part is the finish with cum spraying and his body trembling, he looks right into the camera with those sexy blue eyes and penetrates you.

Method Man — the rhyme-slinger from notorious Staten Island rap collective the Wu-Tang Clan — just got busted for tax evasion (to the tune of $33,000!) and, after turning himself in to the 120th Precinct, used a copy of “Ultimate X-Men” to cover his face as he was led by the cops to his arraignment!

But don’t get down on Method, man. The dude’s got a good excuse for pilfering the IRS: “Because I got high, I forgot to pay. It was stupid,” he told reporters in March. Watch his perp walk here: