As the real estate bubble swallows up more and more of the half-vacant ultralux condos built during the NYC boom of the last few years, eager nervous desperate developers will go to the ends of the earth to fill the empty spaces. Sometimes, that even means cheesy ad campaigns to reel in the few young and trendy douche bags still working on The Street.

Like the website for the posh 254 Park Avenue South, which has its own snazzy poker lounge to attract World Series of Poker wannabes.
Or The EDGE on the East River waterfront, which beckons wannabe hipsters that have cash to burn by offering up this alluring wisdom: “It sits on the edge . . . of the future.”

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Now that you know that personal possession of up to seven-eighths of an ounce of weed is decriminalized in New York state, it’s time to get yourself some of the good stuff and puff the fuck out of it. I’m not going to tell you where to get some (hint: even the AP knows that delivery services are rather safe and hassle free), but I will bring you back to basics for a tutorial on how to roll a joint. For that, we hit up the aptly-titled HowToRollAJoint.info, which offers diagrams and easy-to-follow instructions on shaping everything from the utilitarian Knee Trembler to the classic
Saturday Night Special to the “massive” and “juicy” The Joker — only for those who take 4:20 seriously!

If you’d rather learn by watching a video, check this shit out for step-by-step joint rolling bliss:

How To Roll A Perfect Joint – Funny video clips are a click away

Or take things up a notch and learn how to properly form and fire up a phat blunt here:

Daily Smoker Roll a Joint Blunt – Awesome video clips here

I kinda feel wrong even giving exposure to these clowns, but it’s too fucking amusing to pass up so here goes:

Members of the Westboro Baptist Church — infamous for spewing hateful vitriol at churches and military funerals with charming signs like “God Hates Fags” and “Thank God For 9/11″ — will be in Brooklyn this week to ruffle some feathers at the Sabbath services at Congregation Beth Elohim. Why a Jewish temple? Because Jews tolerate faggots and killed Jesus, of course! [Read the rest of this entry…]

Just hideous.  How can you tell when a straight European company is trying to market to a gay audience?  They think trannies are what we want!   Totally amazingly horrible looking old men in pantyhose and cheap wigs!

And with copy like: “Cross-dressing gay dreams become reality” you know it’s gonna be good.

TheCrossDressers.com – Explicit cross-dressing gay fantasies captured on camera!.

These are ALL so good!  Worth scrolling thru them all!

The Funniest Protest Signs Of 2009 PHOTOS.

“Don’t steal from Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine”

“No Pubic Option”

“Obama Bring Back Arrested Development!”

Stupid straight Republican people.

Ok, no surprise, based on the woman’s appearance but embarrassing to admit at your local school board meeting, right? 56 year old schoolmarm, Deborah Parish, to further her abstinence message made the point that you can ‘attain ”sexual satisfaction without taking their clothes’ off. Then she drops the bomb, that she’s ‘technically’ a virgin.

But it turns out she showed up at an alcohol awareness discussion, not sex ed debate. Good job, noob! Is “Technically” code for getting it up the ass?

The fabulously freaky Big Gay Ice Cream Truck is up for two big awards — the Rookie of the Year and Best Dessert Truck honors — at this year’s Fifth Annual Vendy Awards, the NYC street food vendors community’s answer to the Oscars. “Winning over homophobes one caramelized bacon/chocolate ice cream sandwich (choinkwich) at a time,” is how Heeb magazine described the amazingly eclectic Big Gay Ice Cream Truck, which could also be winning big at the Vendys — the Truck is considered a frontrunner in the ROY category. The awards take place Sept. 26 outside the Queens Museum of Art and tickets are almost sold out. If you make it, vote Gay!

“It was just 5 minutes and 58 seconds of grainy footage from a public men’s bathroom in a college dormitory…”

“There were sexual acts between at least two people and the young woman was consenting,”

“It was graphic. It looked like they were in the outside of a shower stall,”

The latest update from the twisted minds at StraightBoysFucking.com?  Could be, but it’s actually a lawyer’s description of the homemade video that cleared five innocent college guys of rape charges.

BONUS HOT points: two of the guys are step-brothers, the fifth, who filmed it, is one of their cousins!

I sure hope the footage goes viral!

via Man Falsely Accused Of Rape: “Thank God I Filmed It” – Gothamist.

For those unrememberable unforgettable moments when one bottle of boozy licorice from hell just won’t do comes the Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler. Using the same patented cooling technology as the infamously deadly Jägermeister Tap Machine, the Shot Cooler packs half-a-dozen big bottles of Jager on ice in an easily transportable cooler that still has enough room to house any assortment of other icy-cold brews (I recommend some Tall Boys of Colt 45). Great for parades, picnics and getting people you want to fuck drunk as fuck.

Fucking unbelievable! Veteran MyFoxNY news anchor Ernie Anastos befuddled absolutely everybody in metropolitan New York who had their TVs tuned to channel 5 recently by not only dropping an F-bomb live on the air, but also by using it as an action verb in a phrase that involved a chicken. In other words, during a live broadcast he told meteorologist Nick Gregory: “Keep fucking that chicken.” WTF? Watch it here: