Stupid straight people, again.  

So Burger King runs this ad, and it clearly suggests the woman is going to give the sandwich a blowjob. It IS 7 INCHES, after all!

What irks me isn’t the sexual context, of course, but the whining that BK  would “choose to put such a degrading image of women” in a ad.   Why is giving head considered ‘degrading’?  Man or woman?  No one thinks GETTING head is degrading.  Well you can’t get head with out having someone GIVE it!  

It’s not degrading, it’s a sexual position!  Geez.

Burger King: Now Selling Blow Jobs – Watching the Watchers.

One hundred percent hilarious. I knew it all along. That wallabies got stoned, that is. Wait? isn’t that a kangaroo? You mean they’re the same thing? Does that make me racist?  It’s from the BBC so it must be true:

‘Stoned wallabies make crop circles’

Wallabies have been observed acting strangely in poppy fields

Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around “as high as a kite”, a government official has said.

Lara Giddings, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania, said the kangaroo-like marsupials were getting into poppy fields grown for medicine.

She was reporting to a parliamentary hearing on security for poppy crops.

Australia supplies about 50% of the world’s legally-grown opium used to make morphine and other painkillers.

via BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | ‘Stoned wallabies make crop circles’.

Alt-electro-disco-techno musicians FISCHERSPOONER premiered their amazing new show last night at the Wooster Group’s Performing Garage, last night to a select audience of guests, friends, and fans, including Twin DJs AndrewAndrew and the glamorous half of Kiki and Herb Justin Bond.

Frontman Casey Spooner implored the audience “this is an open rehearsal… it will get better”. But even in the tiny 60 seat space, it was astounding.  A sorta concert, sorta dance piece, sorta space-opera costume drama, Entertainment inclued a cadre of modern dancers, lightup hats and polkadotted motorcycle helmets.

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Excellent Kiki and Herb Cover of Total Eclipse of the Heart:

Thanks to our buddies over at Rockettube.com

via YouTube – Priest Off.

Brandon and Carlos never actually met, but who could resist Carlos’s million dollar smile and sweet latino meat? Before we knew it both guys were licking and sucking each other all over.

By the end of the day, Carlos rode Brandon’s horsecock like the champ he is, taking every inch up his boyhole and shooting all over himself!

We double dog dare you: Strip naked and jerk your dick with your best buddy – in the middle of rush hour traffic! We drive around while Lansing and Judah, show off their straight boy cocks. People keep looking in from their SUVs and trucks and watch!

So it turns out they took the Calvin Klein Fourgy billboard in SoHo down, and the moralists claimed a victory. But not so fast! CK claims that it was part of their regular rotation schedule, and had nothing to do with saving face or bowing to pressure from the faux furor of Fox News.

Says NY magazine’s blog The CUNT:

No sooner had the totally press-engineered furor over the sexy, group-sex-themed Calvin Klein billboard on Houston shot up, than the naughty, naughty ad came down. Improbable New York Times star Guest of a Guest spotted the rather tame solo swimsuit shot that has replaced the hot-and-bothered denim spot. It’s doubtful the ad was pulled owing to any criticism (just look across the street), but we still can’t help feeling a little saddened now that we have to find our free kicks elsewhere.

Getting high from morning glory seeds certainly isn’t a new phenomenon — it was big back in the flower-powered ’60s — but these days teenagers looking for a cheap and easily obtained buzz are bringing it back. According to our alarmist friends at Fox News, teens are purchasing morning glory seeds in bulk, crushing them up and ingesting them for a potent high that can last up to six to nine hours. It works because the seeds contain Lysergic Acid Amide — a chemical similar in composition to LSD. “There are reports of kids thinking they can fly,” says one concerned gardener.

An extensive home experiment to find out if the seeds will have a similar effect on adults is currently planned by yours truly (check out some preparation tips here — try them at your own risk!) I’ll pass along my results as soon as I land.

Can’t get enough of scruffy-haired hot hipster hippie boys who like to rock the fuck out? Amazing Baby has got you covered. This month the buzziest of Brooklyn buzz bands release their debut album, Rewild, and its wild, drugged-out sound — a unique mix of Bowie-inspired glam and mystical psych-pop — is the perfect soundtrack to your next electric kool-aid acid trip. Which is probably exactly what they would want:
“We would just sit around getting really wasted and work on songs,” singer Will Roan says of Baby’s infancy. “We didn’t think we’d be very popular.”

Check out the video for their new single, “Head Dress,” here:
“Headdress” video

Mike Diamond terrorizes an innocent family in Palm Springs!

YouTube – Wild Queendom: Palm Springs!.