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UPDATE
Q: i wonder what improvement happened in the 1880s
A: that was the year they began printing the sears catalog

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If that weren’t enough BoingBoing.net’s Mark Frauenfelder, being the DIY fanatic that he is, also spotted these guys out there in a gallery. Surely that knitting boom a couple of years ago led to a whole other kinda stitch and bitch!

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(Saturday, June 13, 2009
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