Of course, YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ANDREW CUOMO regardless of how fun electing Jimmy McMillan would be (WARNING: McMillian’s website features him singing his rap song, loudly.  Yes, that’s true.).  However, we LOVE Madam Kristin Davis and this campaign ad: Brilliant. She’s our favorite! BTW, It’s just a coincidence that Jimmy McMillian’s Album drops on […]

Here’s something creepy for Samhain, err, Halloween! And this: It’s the squishy, snapping rubbing noises that really makes it creepy.

Okay, sounds kinda hot, right? (At least if you are into emo boys). Well, it kinda goes in a different direction (it is on youtube afterall). Didn’t see that coming, did you?

Just never thought of Starbucks as being erotic. Goes to show, you can point to anything at Home Depot and someone somewhere wants to have sex with it.

Somewhere after the 2:00 minute mark, the squeeking begins. And it goes on and on and on! It’s some kind of robo-masturbator sucking thing that just continues honking and honking as it bucks and bobs. Possibly the complete opposite of hot. Unless gurgling and burping turn you on. Hilarious!

Read some negative reactions to this pro gay marriage campaign because it has old ladies and young kids saying fuck a lot. That’s pretty typical of the entire gay marriage movement with its whole ‘don’t offend’ the straight people and maybe they’ll like us and let us get married’ crap. The problem isn’t the swearing, […]

Vicious anti-gay assault in the men’s room of the Stonewall Inn on Christopher Street. Literally last week’s news. However, we came across a site that took the original article and auto-translated from English to something else and back again. Here’s a few gems: “I don’t dislike merry people,” said Francis, shitting at a plateau in […]

Really? See, this is what happens when you let straight people shoot gay porn. I mean, umm, ‘milk squirting boys’?  Literally?   Wings and a red witch hat? Stupid, stupid straight people.

This is our new favorite xtube poster! Turn Ons: “Fucking objects and hot girls.” (is there even a difference?) He goes on to explain: “I love to fuck objekts like swords, airplanes, statues” (who doesn’t!) Here he is masturbating onto a model F-16! The embed codes from xtube aren’t working, so here is the link.

…and the only thing they do – they make love! Welcome to the town!