We admit it. While we love animals, we hate pets. I mean what’s the fucking point of inventing things like houses? Keeping out weather, invaders and animals! What’s the first thing people do when they buy a damn house or apartment? Fill it with plants and animals! That being said, some of you out there […]

The elevator in our building has these tv screens that spout news stolen from outside sources like this gem… “More than 8,700 infants end up in the emergency room each year because their car seats are used improperly outside the car” Uhmmmm yer doin’ it worng! via Car seats can be dangerous outside the car […]

Just a quick note to let you all know that yes, FaceBook has DELETED the Plushie Schwartz profile, the bastards. However, the fan groups are still active! Won’t you please let FaceBook know you support Plushie by joining it now? Just click here! We’ve posted a whole slew of cool links to photos and reviews […]

Love it or loathe it, Beer Pong is big business these days, what with the official World Beer Pong Tour (with several tournaments coming up in NYC) and the annual World Series of Beer Pong (coming this January to Las Vegas). Drunken frat boys the world over are circle jerking rejoicing, but not the New […]

Georgina forces Dan to break up with a celebrity (HILARY DUFF!) and Carter tries to marry the cousin of the girl Nate was fucking?! OMG, it’s just not right, but one thing certainly was right on this week’s Gossip Girl. That has to be, like, how NYC indie gods Sonic Youth pop up in the […]

National Coming Out Day is this Today, so we decided to roll out this old chestnut. This was the first time we saw Colbert on television, and his outrageously deadpan brand of satire was already honed to perfection. Though tender, his merciless insistence still cracks us up as he grills this kid. He breaks character […]

Thanks to our pals at  YouLoveJack. we’ll have plenty to keep us entertained over the long weekend, especially because it’s going to be pouring and boring. Yes, 18 of the 20 subway lines are basically FUUUUUCKED because of maintenance and emergency track work. Wish I lived in Canada, and then I could get fucked.

What do cage fighters do with their night off?  Put on dresses and wigs and hit the streets! But when they get harassed by homophobic jerks, POW! So next time you go looking to harass some trannies, make sure they aren’t MMA fighters!  Check out hte video, the one guys gets hit so hard he […]

I don’t know what’s more disturbing how the bird fucks this guy in the head, how he sits there and takes it, or how Stephen Fry, [actor/writer] adds calm commentary. Basically it’s bestiality, right? Fry finds ‘funniest ever’ mating ritual.

The endlessly amusing Westboro Church – you know, the wacky family of ‘God Hates Fags’  fame – have arrived!   What fun!  My favorite is the sign in the lower left:  “YOU WILL EAT YOUR BABIES” Haha!  Silly straight people!  Don’t they know asshole babies never live? I wonder where they are staying? Students Turn […]