No, it’s not the newest update from StraightBoysFucking.com.  It’s the latest on US Military outsourcing security in Afghanistan! Contractors guarding the State Department facilities in Kabul have been “peeing on one another, simulating anal sex, doing “butt shots,” and “eating potato chips out of ass cracks.” Haha.  Repressed Straight People. Is this from Owen Hawk’s latest […]

Smell that breeze?  Mmm, it’s armpit hair and shepard’s pie! YouTube – Grrrrls Just Wanna Have Fun! via: mikediamondonline.com

FROM CRAIGSLIST M4M Are you a Dentist? – m4m – 29 (manhattan) Hi I need some help from a Dentist i’m 29 european 6’2 tall 170lbs NSA I’m due for a colonoscopy.  Any Gastroenterologists out there looking for a good time?   Let me know!

Yeah, umm.   We knew that.  Just look at this from 2007 and this from 1997 and an article titled “cocaine found on money in miami” from 1985! Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine – Yahoo! News.

Umm. There is no way to describe this. It’s NSFW because it’s on Xtube, but there isn’t any nudity. It is, however, Not Safe To Watch. via xtube

As someone who grew up watching ‘Match Game’ when I would come home from school for lunch, I can totally appreciate Weird Al’s fascination with Charles Nelson Reilly.   He was the gate-way drug to Paul Lynde. YouTube – “Weird Al” Yankovic – CNR via Boingboing.net

Gayletter, a weekly events listing purports to be able to “sniff out the strongest Martini in the tri-state area.” I purport that they are mother fuckers. They don’t know their cock from their tail. There’s no ‘strongest martini’ or lychee martini(or vodka martini for that matter, but that’s the subject for a longer debate than […]

Ewww. Guy says there was a used condom in his soup. Tied off in the middle – meaning used. He owes $300,000 to the IRS, which is just a coincidence. For some reason, the restaurant is called Claim Jumper. Claim, not Clam. My favorite part is, even after the guy has tested clean for Hep […]

Well, there are wine experts and Tequila sommeliers. Some schmancy joints have a buttload of water choices on their menus but Permanent Brunch we believe, is the first restaurant to “bring a special new gift to the world: the first “bacon menu” in town.” says UrbanDaddy.com. Yes, five different bacons from different pigs and baconmakers […]

Seems that gays can’t kiss anywhere these days!  Chico Tacos restaurants, Salt Lake City, anywhere!  How is it the cops always default to ‘trespassing’ when there isn’t anything real to charge them with. [also, notice how no one addresses the fact that these guys were handcuffed and detained (i.e. imprisoned) by Mormon security guards.] Gay […]