The florescent lit conference room, the joyless line dancing, the sad, heavy set woman and dejecting looking little girl sitting on the edge of the carpeted stage. And just look at that big piece of floral mall art to the right! What DJ goes from Miami Sound Machine (a personal favorite!) to Phil Collins?   […]

hilarious!  I wonder why the woman reporter is so close to the thing to begin with.  And the cute boy at the end makes the whole thing worth watching! YouTube – Händewaschen Ultra Fail.

Summer is almost here again, and with it comes the urgent fucking need to commune in outdoor spaces and enjoy the warm weather with a pint or five of your favorite cold brew and a few friends. But open air boozing spots aren’t easy to find, so here’s a little help. Seven of the best […]

When Cain gets horny, we know secretly it’s cock he wants – we meet them in the kitchen and propose our simple sex dare: just suck it, bitch. Since there’s some money involved he doesn’t say no! Pretty soon Paolo, a nice latino with a tasty piece of pinga, is shoving it down Cain’s throat. […]

I like to celebrate 4:20 in the afternoon (and sometimes the morning) as often as possible, so when the actual day April 20th finally rolls around, it’s obviously time to roll some phat dubbies, fire them up and get high as fuck — ideally in a public place. This year was no different, as countless […]

It’s always a good idea to keep your bong spic and span — dumping out the nasty bong water and cleaning out the resin makes for a more efficient smoking machine and tastier hits. A common method often involves rinsing the thing out with rubbing alcohol, but apparently this can also be a dangerous process. […]

I missed this one when it hit the papers a few weeks ago, but it’s certainly worth repeating. A teenager in northern England has gained the attention of people flying above his parents’ house — and much of the rest of the newspaper-reading world — by painting a giant, 60-foot penis on the roof of […]

Philadelphia recently announced plans to all but decriminalize the possession of small amounts of marijuana (up to 30 grams) for personal use, but that certainly didn’t help out a 33-year-old single parent who was busted by cops this week after stashing weed in his son’s Elmo backpack. Ronald Washington — who accidentally placed two bags […]

Porno movie titles are known for terribly clever puns: Romancing the Bone, Fill Bill, E3: The Extra Testicle. But porn producer Michael Lucas took things a step further with La Dolce Vita, a gay adult movie that borrows both the title and the plot of Fellini’s classic flick of the same name. The XXX Vita […]

I lived next to my RA freshman year of college, and he generously used to spray Glade in the hallway and would jokingly remind me to put a towel under my door before my daily 4:20 sessions. Then there are the fucking ridiculous passive aggressive neighbors in the East Village who heroically defend their families […]