Found in the personals section: And no one cares. Thirty six years old and it is all going to end soon. Going to lose a great UES apartment see last photo. No more Manhattan, going to have to live with my parents in a fucking retirement community two hours away from the city, no job, […]

Looks like it’s gonna be a little bit harder to get your smack, crack and prescription whack this summer. A major shortage of top-shelf narcotics in NYC is expected never going to happen following despite the arrest of a Cuban national who supposedly ran a car dealership in Miami but has been busted and charged […]

Why the fuck didn’t I think of this one?!? Four NYU finance alums have been busted for a simple bank scam that netted them at least $400,000 over the last five years. Exploiting a federal law that requires banks to repay people who claim their ATM cards were lost or stolen within 10 days, the […]

You see, we have this fan in Mexico who comments [on a gay porn tube site] on all our videos, mostly in ALLCAPS. But my Spanish is lousy to the point of hilarity.  Arch, our earnest reader has done us the favor of translating a comment from yesterday… “Que rico Hombre que Vergota que Webotes […]

Soaring summer temperatures in NYC (hey, they gotta soar at some point, right?) can lead to swelling tempers in the streets, and this time we’re lucky enough that somebody had a camera rolling when two old dudes start beating the shit outta each other in Bushwick. Our friends at bushwickbk.com report: “These two 60-something men […]

This guy always comments on gaytube in Mexican Spanish. Oh alexramcam, always quick with the compliment. Too bad I have such schoolboy Spanish. They weren’t exactly telling us how to describe bumping uglies en la Señora. Bruja’s clase. I do know that Vergota is like a size queen. Padrisimo means super… (you can check out […]

It’s not always easy to find an excuse to cross the Hudson River and head to Jersey, but this weekend’s All Points West festival is a damn good one. Three days of the finest indie rock sprawled across several stages all basking in the shadow of Lady Liberty’s ass and with stunning views of the […]

Steamy Corn?  Sounds like the morning after a late night burrito. Although I’m sure it’s delicious, there’s just no context where doesn’t sound kind of gross.

Click on it for the full NSFW-ness, if you like boobies. Spotted in the East Village.

Ewww. Guy says there was a used condom in his soup. Tied off in the middle – meaning used. He owes $300,000 to the IRS, which is just a coincidence. For some reason, the restaurant is called Claim Jumper. Claim, not Clam. My favorite part is, even after the guy has tested clean for Hep […]