My personal favorites: Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit “I will pay you $1 to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit. I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this. I will leave the […]

Amazingly New York isn’t on the list of America’s Top 10 Alcohol-Drinking Cities (Reno, Nev. with 9.4% of the population heavy drinkers tops the tally) but that doesn’t mean we don’t love our suds. Discover the micro side of brewing them during NY Craft Beer 2009, a ten-day (Sept. 11-20), five-borough celebration that will take […]

Over on TheSword.com me and Cory Koons are featured in a lunchtime poll! Make sure you go and vote for Plushie/Cory! I really want to win this thing! Or Cory? Seriously, who’s more fuckable than Cory! But hell, it’s honor just to be nominated! Also, this fucking kills me. We’re obviously the humorous choice that […]

Or Nazis created AIDS, or you love Hitler, or something.  Odd (and failed) attempt at AIDS awareness from, umm, Germany.  For straight people. Stupid, stupid straight people. Adolf Hitler sex video condemned by Aids charities – Telegraph.

How badly does your toilet training have to go for you to end up like this? We’re all for sexual expression and all, but, umm, somethings are better left between you and your Dominatrix. Note: by ridiculing this guy we are actually participating in his kink, and satisfying it by furthering his humiliation.  Just thought […]

No, it’s not the newest update from StraightBoysFucking.com.  It’s the latest on US Military outsourcing security in Afghanistan! Contractors guarding the State Department facilities in Kabul have been “peeing on one another, simulating anal sex, doing “butt shots,” and “eating potato chips out of ass cracks.” Haha.  Repressed Straight People. Is this from Owen Hawk’s latest […]

Smell that breeze?  Mmm, it’s armpit hair and shepard’s pie! YouTube – Grrrrls Just Wanna Have Fun! via: mikediamondonline.com

FROM CRAIGSLIST M4M Are you a Dentist? – m4m – 29 (manhattan) Hi I need some help from a Dentist i’m 29 european 6’2 tall 170lbs NSA I’m due for a colonoscopy.  Any Gastroenterologists out there looking for a good time?   Let me know!

Man with Britney Tattoo Steals Dog from Gay at Gay Bar A man with a tattoo of Britney Spears’ name on his arm or neck allegedly stole a Chihuahua with pink earrings from a South Florida gay bar. Forty-eight-year-old Brian Dortort says he let a man hold the Chihuahua for a moment during a friend’s […]

Yeah, umm.   We knew that.  Just look at this from 2007 and this from 1997 and an article titled “cocaine found on money in miami” from 1985! Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine – Yahoo! News.