Haven’t posted any STUPID PORN links in a long time! Here’s one we just couldn’t ignore! It’s all about the cartoon at the beginning of the clip! Hilarious.

This has been floating around for the last few days, a company in Berlin is offering coffins decorated with images of naked men (or women if you are into that kind of thing. It would be like you died… and woke up in the bathroom of the A-House in Provincetown! Favorite part of the Reuters […]

Okay, sounds kinda hot, right? (At least if you are into emo boys). Well, it kinda goes in a different direction (it is on youtube afterall). Didn’t see that coming, did you?

Open on a sun drenched beach, a gentle breeze in the air.  A bicyclist enters the frame, his shadow long on the sand… You don’t often see real efforts at creating short films on xtube. Story lines, editing, reverse angles, romantic embraces on the seashore (except sponsor posts like this, this and this). Well, enter […]

A recent Something Awful Photoshop contest was Porn Versions of Classic Films. These are the good ones: These are the only good ones, the rest are sort of predictable and lame.   I mean, is Adam Sandler’s “50 First Dates” really a ‘classic’?  I guess to straight people it is. Besides, the porn industry does all […]

Yes.  Details instructions on how to have “va…vaginal inter-intercourse with a life-size inflatable zebra. Intro here. The real question is: Where do you get a giant life-size inflatable zebra complete with a pink pussy opening??

Saw this over at boingboing.  Some gay ninja is having a strange ninja interaction with a female ninja.  Then she pulls out her ‘secret weapon’! Gay ninja fights back, but it’s too late!   Lady ninja’s vaginal suds are on the loose and take gay ninja down!   Finally the truth about vaginas:  vaginas attack […]

Really? See, this is what happens when you let straight people shoot gay porn. I mean, umm, ‘milk squirting boys’?  Literally?   Wings and a red witch hat? Stupid, stupid straight people.

This is our new favorite xtube poster! Turn Ons: “Fucking objects and hot girls.” (is there even a difference?) He goes on to explain: “I love to fuck objekts like swords, airplanes, statues” (who doesn’t!) Here he is masturbating onto a model F-16! The embed codes from xtube aren’t working, so here is the link.

…and the only thing they do – they make love! Welcome to the town!