Yup.  Someone stuck the business ends of TWO hammers up his ass.  And, of course, had to go to the hospital to get them out.  And, naturally, the reason he did it was to work out his constipation.  Yup. There is a picture, too.   Wonder if there is a video of it on xtube? […]

People who stroll through galleries full of contemporary art laughing and calling it all bullshit would’ve had a field day with Dash Snow, the downtown NYC artist who died earlier this month of a heroin overdose at the mythical age of 27. Born into an obscenely wealthy family of French aristocrats and A-list celebs (Uma […]

Yes, the title DOES say it all. I mean, who doesn’t love beer?

Security guards kicked 5 gay men out of ‘Chico’s Tacos’ restaurant in Texas because two of them kissed on the lips. Umm, Taco joints have security guards? The gay guys – AND the security guard – called the police.   The ever helpful police showed and threatened to arrest the men for “homosexual conduct.”  Of […]

There are two good things about this story: 1. “When [the naked man entered], the startled female receptionist began screaming” 2. He was later identified by the same receptionist because: “his eyes are very blue and he has a good tan” Cops: Man went naked to dental appointment – The Connecticut Post Online. Via Obscurestore

Stupid straight people, again.   So Burger King runs this ad, and it clearly suggests the woman is going to give the sandwich a blowjob. It IS 7 INCHES, after all! What irks me isn’t the sexual context, of course, but the whining that BK  would “choose to put such a degrading image of women” […]

We all know how popular the fleshlight is, but now comes the ‘autoblow’ promising a realistic blow job sensation.  The site offers some sensational sales copy: “The Autoblow can help prevent the spread of disease and unwanted pregnancy.” Right.  Because you are alone.  No cholesterol, either. “If you go to a prostitute, a blowjob can […]

NYC’s first world naked bike ride is later today in Manhattan, 23rd and 11th Av.   It’s billed as a protest against automobile emissions and our dependance on oil, blah, blah.  But really, it’s just a chance to run around the streets naked!  Bet you can get a great birds eye view from the High […]

I know, I know, I grew up loving Mr. Rogers, too.  But this video of his visit to KoKo (Ape that could do sign language) turns a bit odd looking about half way through.   I know it’s innocent, but in any other context it becomes sorta creepy, don’t you think? I mean, the way […]

The article reads like it was written in 1996: “it seems to mark some kind of cultural tipping point, where pornography has soaked so far into the … mainstream culture.”    As if referencing the existence of porn is itself shocking. Whatever.   The video is pretty funny even though they felt compelled to bleep out the […]