Yes.  Details instructions on how to have “va…vaginal inter-intercourse with a life-size inflatable zebra. Intro here. The real question is: Where do you get a giant life-size inflatable zebra complete with a pink pussy opening??

Not sure why he’s at Cannes, but he is.  And he is really mad at his camera man. I think he didn’t have anything else going on. See all the goodness at  mikediamondonline.com

That’s right. A sheep. Cute boy, big dick, plastic sheep! All the incriminating photos are here!

Why is it always so sexy to see boys fuck inanimate things? I just don’t know why but it’s really a turn on! Helps that the boy is hot. See the entire image gallery here.

Saw this over at boingboing.  Some gay ninja is having a strange ninja interaction with a female ninja.  Then she pulls out her ‘secret weapon’! Gay ninja fights back, but it’s too late!   Lady ninja’s vaginal suds are on the loose and take gay ninja down!   Finally the truth about vaginas:  vaginas attack […]

Really? See, this is what happens when you let straight people shoot gay porn. I mean, umm, ‘milk squirting boys’?  Literally?   Wings and a red witch hat? Stupid, stupid straight people.

This is our new favorite xtube poster! Turn Ons: “Fucking objects and hot girls.” (is there even a difference?) He goes on to explain: “I love to fuck objekts like swords, airplanes, statues” (who doesn’t!) Here he is masturbating onto a model F-16! The embed codes from xtube aren’t working, so here is the link.

We posted this before, but really, it bares repeating! Plus, it’s fun and Scott Adler is so damn cute! Pay For Your Porn!

They claim it’s like the pushup bra, but for men.   It’s supposed to hold up your junk so you look bigger, bulkier.   This must be for straight men, right?  I mean, gay men have cockrings to do this. There is a nice photo gallery of men in all kinds of underwear though.

Monkeys in St. Kitts steal drinks and get drunk on the beach! Just like us! Fun fact: the drunker monkeys are more respected, better leaders then non-drinking monkeys! Yay, monkeys! Via AndIAmNotLying.com