You can’t make up shit better than this. Last week an 18-year-old Belgian girl gained international headlines for claiming she fell asleep in a tattoo parlor chair and woke up with 56 stars permanently inked on her face — 53 more than she claimed she asked for. She promptly sued the tattoo artist for $56K to pay for their removal, but he maintained he was just doing his job. And now — big fucking surprise — the crazy kid admits she wanted them all along. “I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them. But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and the that the tattooist made a mistake.” Watch the drama unfold like a soggy old atlas here: