Anybody who has ever had to deal with a bedbugs — and recently lots of NYCers (including Bill Clinton!) have, considering there’s an epidemic of infestations here — know it ain’t a laughing matter. But still this is some funny-ass shit: Instead of using a recent appearance on Letterman to promote weed-dealing antics on Weeds, actress Mary Louise Parker and her hot little ass talked about her recent brush with the blood-sucking suckers. “They don’t burrow into your body but they burrow into your life,” she told the talk show host as she launched into a harrowing account of her bedbug battle, which included hiring an adorable beagle named “Bugsy” to sniff the fuckers out and then sending all of her belongings to “some outer borough” for fumigation (it only cost $10,000). Watch her entire Letterman appearance here: