What was wrong with Padma Lakshmi that she couldn’t host Top Chef Masters?

Instead we’re given the multipleĀ local Emmy-nominated Kelly Choi.

Padma was on an episode of Star Trek Enterprise, which could fall into the good or bad column depending on where you stand. But imho she was awesome.

Kelly is an also ran tv hostess who plagues the airwaves of NYCtv with such dreck as Eat Out NY, where she eats out in New York. As opposed to, you know, ‘eating out’ New York.

Padma is full of verve and sexy and host Top Chef.

Kelly posed for some kind of cookbook with a skinned baby goat, dressed as a baton twirler, in the middle of Times Square. WTF? Kelly, you are so so so so weird. We think she’s odd, butĀ  CHARLIE TU EATS hates her!