It’s been forever since we’ve come across straight porn copy this terrible:

“Teens and hardcore are dictating their will in nowadays porno.”

“Imagine your female neighbor in years twitching under the pressure of your powerful thrusts to the very uterus.”

True, we just aren’t surfing that much straight porn.  But come on. Nowadays Porno!  Thrusts to the very uterus! UTERUS!  Hot.

When will people learn that automated language translations just don’t work very well?

NSFW (and, frankly not very appealing) link.