Don’t expect Tim Lincecum to throw a no-hitter anytime soon. The star San Francisco Giants pitcher was recently popped by police driving his 2006 Mercedes Benz 74 mph in a 65 on an Interstate highway in Oregon. The fuzz noticed a funny smell coming from his car and Lincecum handed over 3.3 grams of herb and the pipe he used to smoke it.

Not that that’s shocking at all — Hey, with that wild mane of hair and surfer stroll, Lincecum almost passes for Jeff Spicoli.

Either way, not as impressive as the dude who once pitched a no-hitter on acid!