Looks like our suspicions were true — Levi Johnston does like nuts in his mouth. The hockey hunk/Playgirl model/wannabe actor/baby daddy of Sarah Palin’s grandson shills shelled nuts in a new advertisement for Wonderful Pistachios — and he openly mocks the fact that he’s an unmarried dad.

“Now Levi Johnston does it with protection” announces the spot, in a not-so-veiled reference to the unprotected moment of passion with his former fiancé Bristol that resulted in the couple’s son, Tripp. Isn’t that basically admitting that the kid was a mistake? Hey, nobody ever suspected Levi was tasteful. Check out the “Get Crackin'” clip here. Or don’t. We don’t actually give a flying fuck about him.