So the Skipper got an STD by fucking a blowup doll immediately after the engineer (Gilligan?) ‘ejaculated’ into it. You’d think the Skipper would have felt the goo, no? Unless, of course, he was lying and, after 3 months at sea, caught the STD the old fashioned way. Really, sailors having sex with each other? Preposterous!”

If CSI, it’s a report (from 1996, apparently) where two doctors ‘solved’ the mystery of a sailer who got gonorrhea from a blow up sex doll.

Remember, wash your toys!