Looks like our suspicions were true — Levi Johnston does like nuts in his mouth. The hockey hunk/Playgirl model/wannabe actor/baby daddy of Sarah Palin’s grandson shills shelled nuts in a new advertisement for Wonderful Pistachios — and he openly mocks the fact that he’s an unmarried dad.

“Now Levi Johnston does it with protection” announces the spot, in a not-so-veiled reference to the unprotected moment of passion with his former fiancé Bristol that resulted in the couple’s son, Tripp. Isn’t that basically admitting that the kid was a mistake? Hey, nobody ever suspected Levi was tasteful. Check out the “Get Crackin'” clip here. Or don’t. We don’t actually give a flying fuck about him.

These two fuckers are stoned and boned. Cain and Potter feel each other up and get totally horny. But they’re not about to go down on each other, ARE THEY? Guess what, we keep egging them on ’til Potter’s down on his knees licking Cain’s sac! Watch and see where they shoot their pent up cum loads!

A veteran NYPD cop has lost an appeal for his job after claiming he tested positive for marijuana in a hair sample because his wife spiked his meatballs with weed . . . so he would test positive for marijuana so he would lose his job. Anthony Chiofa had been on the force for 22 years when failed a random drug test in 2006, and then claimed that his wife — who smokes the wacky tobaccy for chronic back pain — cooked up some green in his pasta instead of oregano so he would get fired before getting killed on the job.

Sucks for the cop, but it certainly sounds like a delicious plan. Check out a marijuana meatballs recipe and make your own!

Sometimes it’s kinda hard to even remember there was a time when pornography wasn’t just one click of the mouse away. Back in the ’70s people actually had to travel to exotic places in like Times Square or Greenwich Village to procure their erotic smut, where a certain charming seediness accompanied the visit to the adult book store and sex toy shop.

Luckily for those that weren’t there, that scene was captured in an amazing 1972 documentary titled Pornography In New York. “Something new is in the air . . . a pornogprahic explosion!” the flick promises — and delivers! Check out a recently unearthed seven-minute [NSFW] clip of Pornography In New York here:

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Today’s DickShow Model is the young and fresh Jack President. We don’t know where he got the name, but we don’t really care.

Jack’s just 18, his fresh boy meat is always hard and always ready to fuck. Wait till he blows his load for you!

This is apparently a it’s a real online political ad – and it features CYBERSHEEP!
You don’t have to watch it all the way through since it’s from California, it’s way out of context – just watch the beginning and then roll forward to 2:27 or so…

As one commenter on BoingBoing said “Whoever made this needs to be sentenced to never come within 100 yards of an editing suite again.”

Our friends at You Love Jack have participated in a genetic engineering experiment, breeding the cutest guys with the hottest cocks. Check out Danny:

This gorgeous red head is into all extreme sports but he prefers
snowboarding and barefoot water skiing… That explains his killer body
but the star of this show is his rock hard 8 inch uncut cock!

The Empire State Building has 73 handsome Art Deco elevators — but fuck ’em, why not just take the stairs? That’s what almost 300 crazy fuckers did Tuesday for the 32nd-annual Empire State Building Run-Up, which pits runners against the clock and each other as they book it up the dark and dusty stairwells and 1,576 steps that lead to the building’s Observatory deck on the 86th floor. A 24-year-old German stair climber named Thomas Dold reached the top first in an astounding 10 minutes and 16 seconds, just a few seconds slower than the 10:07 run that snagged him the gold last year. Dold has now won the Empire Run-Up five years in a row, helping him earn a No. 3 ranking on the international Stair Climb Sport website. Stair climbing is a sport? Apparently yes, some people think it is.

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