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Don’t expect Tim Lincecum to throw a no-hitter anytime soon. The star San Francisco Giants pitcher was recently popped by police driving his 2006 Mercedes Benz 74 mph in a 65 on an Interstate highway in Oregon. The fuzz noticed a funny smell coming from his car and Lincecum handed over 3.3 grams of herb and the pipe he used to smoke it.

Not that that’s shocking at all — Hey, with that wild mane of hair and surfer stroll, Lincecum almost passes for Jeff Spicoli.

Either way, not as impressive as the dude who once pitched a no-hitter on acid!

Absolutely bowled over when we saw Scott on BadPuppy’s ClubAmateurUSA. The dude is tall ripped hung and… gorgeous. It’s supposed to be a legit massage, but imagine trying to be professional when you’ve got a hunk like that in your hands!?

Check out this preview video:

Hello Wade, Art School Cutie? You did WHAT with a cowboy? A NAKED cowboy? Not the one from Times Square? Thank goodness. But Back to Wade. Wade’s wild sex life is belied by his sweet and quiet exterior. He’s played his guitar in the buff. He’s fooled around with cab drivers and cowboys. ANNNND he had sex behind a dumpster! Watch the video and check out his interview. It’s interspliced with NSFW images, so be careful!

Allegedly this is some kind of Vodka warehouse. A feckless forklift driver decides to make the world’s largest dry martini: Hold the twist. There’s no audio, hilarity starts at around :29.

Oh the humanity!

Via BoingBoing.net.

So our sponsors at DirtyBoyVideo have concocted the greatest of all porn scenarios: The Delivery Guy. Of course it’s done before. But never this brilliantly, and never with this much of a wink and a smile. Call it an homage…. read on:

A sexy and unsuspecting delivery man, Kyle Cisco, chances upon us in the midst of a shoot with tight assed bottom, Scott Adler. We manage to ‘convince’ Kyle to stick around.

Soon we’ve got the two groping, licking sucking and fucking. After munching Scott’s bottom, Kyle plows away, bending our boy to the breaking point. Mission Accomplished: Package Delivered!
(The still shot looks really janky, but once you press play, the quality is great!)

Yet another example of a well educated public when it comes to making informed health related decisions!

Don’t trust flu shoots?  Don’t worry, just Snap, Crackle, and Pop your way to Immunity!

Really?  REALLY??

Don’t know how I missed this one (oh, right — it’s cause I rarely read the Daily News) but a New York University student recently was the focus of a feature in the paper when it was revealed that she’s paying for her hefty tuition at the prestigious school by starring in porn movies — and making upwards of $60,000 a year. “It’s not weird anymore,” Lorelei Lee, a 28-year-old masters student and star more than 200 XXX flicks, says of juggling studies and hard-core pornographic sex. “I’ve just been doing this for so long.” Lee spends her weekdays studying creative writing at NYU and flies out to California on the weekends for work, which often involves heavy bondage, golden showers or having half-a-dozen eager cocks cum on her pasty-white face (as pictured here). “I think I’m good at it,” concludes Lee. Couldn’t agree with her more.

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel . . . myself not coughing as much?! Our honorable soon-to-be-third-term Mayor Bloomberg has signed a bill into law that bans the sale of “most forms of flavored tobacco products” in NYC, including “chocolate, vanilla, honey, candy, cocoa, dessert, alcoholic beverage, herb or spice flavors,” and cloves.

This is more stringent than the new federal ban on flavored cigarettes because it also pertains to both cigars and smokeless tobacco. But don’t you worry your little black lungs — yet — “tobacco, menthol, mint or wintergreen flavors” are still for sale!