When this week’s Maximo Latino, Diego, was introduced to
us, we weren’t sure what to do with such a cherubic character.

But once we started to get to know him, it soon became apparent that this guy had
been around the block a time or two and was nowhere near as young as he
looked.

In fact, he had us blushing occasionally with his aggressive
campaign to be one of our Maximo Latinos. And when a guy wants it that
bad, who are we to deny his dream?

Check out a free gallery after the jump

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From the Onion by way of
Towleroad.

How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

Lance and Trey are the perfect bad boy/TWINK combo. Lance
is a dominant top while Trey is a submissive bottom. Lance may be
hardcore, but he proves himself an attentive lover as he starts rubbing
Trey’s feet before rolling him onto his back, and continuing the
foreplay. Trey may be a TWINK, but the kid knows what he’s doing as he
builds Lances excitement with a little cock tease. Lance’s ”bad boy”
persona takes over as he dominates Trey guiding him into each position
before mounting him and taking full control. Hope these two cum back
again soon!

Our friends at YouLoveJack have outdone themselves, yet again… Read on:

Take one tattooed French guy and throw in an enormous uncut cock… Give him the ability to suck his own dick and a taste for his own seed and you’ve got Jessy Karson!

After showing off his 9 inch uncut rod and stuffing two fingers up his tight little hole he throws his legs over his head and dumps a big load of cum into his open mouth then licks the last drops right off his own cock! Très bien!

There is something about French genome, that just breeds fucking hot and sexy guys. Let’s open the borders! Wide open. And border I mean… butt. This ain’t your average CL hookup that’s for damn sure.

By way of explanation

We love Warren Ellis. Seriously.  Have you read Crooked Little Vein? It’s kink-heavy detective story involving heroin addicted Presidential goons. Or The Authority, a brooding and intensely violent comic book featuring two very openly very gay superheroes or Transmetropolitan the post-punk tribute homage to Hunter S Thompson? You should.

Well, his dystopian writings have long enthralled us and he has a new scheme to make millions using twitter, his blog, and Cafepress:

I has a scheme. Or, more properly, Ariana and I has a scheme. On Twitter, I’ve been joking about turning some of my stupider comments into t-shirts.  Each one lives for a week, and then it’s replaced by the next week’s shirt. Until I either run out of dumb ideas or Ariana’s brain explodes.

WARREN ELLIS is the award-winning creator of graphic novels such as FELL, MINISTRY OF SPACE, PLANETARY, and TRANSMETROPOLITAN, and the author of “underground classic” CROOKED LITTLE VEIN.

The mighty U.S. Justice Department announced recently that federal drug agents will no longer arrest or people who are legally smoking, selling or supplying medical marijuana in the states that allow it.

New York ain’t one of those states — yet — but fuck it, let’s celebrate!

How do you get high? From simple to seriously complicated, hold my hand as we take a look at some of the many ways to smoke some cannabis sativa: [Read the rest of this entry…]

It’s that time of the year again — the CMJ Music Marathon, when millions of scruffy-haired hipsters in billions of bands trying their damndest to be the Next Big Thing descend upon NYC for a week of rocking the fuck out, getting the fuck fucked up and fucking anything in sight.

CMJ is known for showcasing the best and brightest of the underground rock scene, and this year is no different, with everyone from cross-dressing Deerhunter waif Bradford Cox’s Atlas Sound project to buzz band Cymbals Eat Guitars to brooding British rockers The XX among the endless acts set to take the stage at dozens of venues around town.

This weekend the altrock fest kicks into overdrive so plan out your rocking schedule here and your drinking (open bars!) schedule here.

If you can’t attend or aren’t in the NYC area [too bad for you, sucker] WNYU, the trustafarians favorite radio station will be featuring some of the bands from the week, both On-Air and at WNYU.org

The fucking everything in sight part is up to you!

Yeah, yeah, everyone has their top 10 craziest, grossest, sexiest, whatever list from craigslist, but the real fun now a days is in their captchas!

Seems in their effort to prevent hookers from being mugged and killed, the word censors at CL neglected to take a look at the terms their own system is spewing out!

Thanks to our pal Karl at YouLoveGayPorn.com for the screen cap!

Kyle starts out by rubbing the crotch of his soccer kit, getting nice and hard. Jamie, dressed as a firefighter starts to lick his chops in anticipation. He’s excited to see Kyles thick uncut meat. The two twinks swap bjs, sucking each other’s meat in a raucous uncut 69, still in their gear. By then Jamie is begging to get his boychute pounded by Kyle’s pole! Check it out!

We admit it. While we love animals, we hate pets. I mean what’s the fucking point of inventing things like houses? Keeping out weather, invaders and animals! What’s the first thing people do when they buy a damn house or apartment? Fill it with plants and animals!

That being said, some of you out there are especially doting on your four legged friends, and that’s just fine. You’re saving them from Michael Vick or the sausage factory.

But we draw the line at you freaks who dress them up and stuff. Some people, namely the New Yorker, that once fine publication, are taking the opposing viewpoint and wish to reward you monsters!

The editors’ meeting went a little something like this:

Editor: How can we combine our  storied publication’s esteem of animals as evidenced by our countless cat cartoons and Thurber drawings, with our longstanding tradition of fostering and appreciating modern and classic literature?”

Editor’s Minion: A Pet Dress Up Contest!

Editor: I like it.

Ghost of Dorothy Parker: Noooooooooooooo!

So you sickos out there who love to play dress up with Fluffy or Spot could win a signed book [and we wish, forced sterilization!]. Here’s the details and the blah blah. Deadline is Oct 25th.

Is your pet a member of the Critterati? Submit a photo of your dog, cat, or other (nonhuman) animal dressed as a literary character for a chance to be featured in a slide show [a slide show! Woohoo, everyone loves those!] and win a signed copy of “InDognito: [srsly!] a Book of Canines in Costume”—which includes this Labrador dressed as Julius Caesar. [C’mon! Not Fido-pus Rex!? Sigh, I love shitty puns]

Enter The 2009 Critterati Photo Contest : The New Yorker