Rooms at the Standard Hotel in the Meatpacking District can run upwards of $700 a night, but the best views are free. The Standard — which straddles the ritzy new High Line park — is taking exhibitionism to a whole new level, as wide-eyed locals and tourists hang out in the park below with their necks strained upwards, looking for a peak at something perverse. And they are getting an eye full!

NYC real-estate blog Curbed.com first noted the trend in July and after the Post reported on it recently it actually landed on the desk of Brain Williams on they way to becoming an actual NBC News story! But what is the story? Check it out here:

Anybody who has ever had to deal with a bedbugs — and recently lots of NYCers (including Bill Clinton!) have, considering there’s an epidemic of infestations here — know it ain’t a laughing matter. But still this is some funny-ass shit: Instead of using a recent appearance on Letterman to promote weed-dealing antics on Weeds, actress Mary Louise Parker and her hot little ass talked about her recent brush with the blood-sucking suckers. “They don’t burrow into your body but they burrow into your life,” she told the talk show host as she launched into a harrowing account of her bedbug battle, which included hiring an adorable beagle named “Bugsy” to sniff the fuckers out and then sending all of her belongings to “some outer borough” for fumigation (it only cost $10,000). Watch her entire Letterman appearance here:

No, it’s not the newest update from StraightBoysFucking.com.  It’s the latest on US Military outsourcing security in Afghanistan!

Contractors guarding the State Department facilities in Kabul have been “peeing on one another, simulating anal sex, doing “butt shots,” and “eating potato chips out of ass cracks.”

Haha.  Repressed Straight People.

Via  Gawker:  Our Embassy in Afghanistan Is Guarded by Sexually Confused Frat Boys.

Smell that breeze?  Mmm, it’s armpit hair and shepard’s pie!

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Everybody loves crystal meth*, but for years the procedure for cooking it up has been so messy and dangerous that it was often only made by cash-desperate hillbillies in remote labs that were prone to leaking nasty-ass fumes and causing deadly explosions. That looks ready to change thanks to a new product called shake and bake meth, which uses an innovative and inexpensive new recipe that’s so simple many meth addicts are making it themselves in their own homes, public bathrooms and even moving cars. How easy is it? Pseudoephedrine “pills are crushed, combined with some common household chemicals and then shaken in the soda bottle. No flame is required.”

But that doesn’t mean it’s any less dangerous: “If you don’t shake it just right, you can build up too much pressure, and the container can pop,” warns one cop. Kaboom!

*By the way, not everybody loves crystal meth and in fact many people really fucking hate it. We do not condone the manufacturing and/or use of it at all — especially if you don’t want to lose your teeth. Just say no, kids! But if you’re curious, click here for detailed directions on how to make yourself some shake and bake crank.

DirtyBoyVideo returns to its roots: horny boys…underground… getting off… all in a way that is downright bizarre!When you’ve got a warehouse, some porn, and a city full of horny, uninhibited guys hungry for easy cash, you’ve got a recipe…

When contemporary Japanese artist Yoshitomo Nara busts out a marker and makes some doodles on canvas, the brilliant results end up in galleries across the globe and easily fetch six figures at auction. But when Nara drunkenly made some stylish squiggles on the wall of the 1st Ave. L-train subway station in the East Village earlier this year, he was busted by some clueless NYC cops and thrown in jail for the night. His “vandalism” was quickly wiped clean by MTA officials — despite estimates that the work could’ve easily earned $10,000 for the cash-strapped agency — but the multi-millionaire art star was nothing but gracious, telling Art in America magazine it was “a nice experience in my life . . . Like in the movies.” Now Yoshitomo Nara has been given an adjournment in contemplation, meaning that if he stays out of trouble for six month

s, all charges will be dropped.

Earlier this summer renegade financier Bernie Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in an upstate New York slammer after pleading guilty to defrauding investors of as much as $65 fucking billion — a staggeringly massive scam of epic proportions! An absolutely stunning theft on par with the sinking of the Titanic! It is considered the largest investor fraud ever committed by a single person.

But was this gigantic financial assault committed by a man trying to compensate for other shortcomings? That’s what a new book titled Madoff’s Other Secret claims. The author, Madoff’s alleged longtime mistress Sheryl Weinstein, writes:

“Bernie had a very small penis. Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference. That he was now pointing it out to me was telling. It clearly caused him great angst. I wanted to be careful how I responded. Men and their penises have a strange and unique relationship . . . [However] I liked this man and didn’t want to emasculate him. His tiny penis hadn’t prevented me from climaxing . . . On the bright side, oral sex would be a breeze.”

Nice work, cock sucker! It’s always best to look at the glass half full.