Oooh ow. Really? Via Fleshbot.

It’s been forever since we’ve come across straight porn copy this terrible: “Teens and hardcore are dictating their will in nowadays porno.” “Imagine your female neighbor in years twitching under the pressure of your powerful thrusts to the very uterus.” True, we just aren’t surfing that much straight porn.  But come on. Nowadays Porno!  Thrusts […]

Just a quick note to let you all know that yes, FaceBook has DELETED the Plushie Schwartz profile, the bastards. However, the fan groups are still active! Won’t you please let FaceBook know you support Plushie by joining it now? Just click here! We’ve posted a whole slew of cool links to photos and reviews […]

The endlessly amusing Westboro Church – you know, the wacky family of ‘God Hates Fags’  fame – have arrived!   What fun!  My favorite is the sign in the lower left:  “YOU WILL EAT YOUR BABIES” Haha!  Silly straight people!  Don’t they know asshole babies never live? I wonder where they are staying? Students Turn […]

Just hideous.  How can you tell when a straight European company is trying to market to a gay audience?  They think trannies are what we want!   Totally amazingly horrible looking old men in pantyhose and cheap wigs! And with copy like: “Cross-dressing gay dreams become reality” you know it’s gonna be good. TheCrossDressers.com – […]

How badly does your toilet training have to go for you to end up like this? We’re all for sexual expression and all, but, umm, somethings are better left between you and your Dominatrix. Note: by ridiculing this guy we are actually participating in his kink, and satisfying it by furthering his humiliation.  Just thought […]

No, it’s not the newest update from StraightBoysFucking.com.  It’s the latest on US Military outsourcing security in Afghanistan! Contractors guarding the State Department facilities in Kabul have been “peeing on one another, simulating anal sex, doing “butt shots,” and “eating potato chips out of ass cracks.” Haha.  Repressed Straight People. Is this from Owen Hawk’s latest […]

FROM CRAIGSLIST M4M Are you a Dentist? – m4m – 29 (manhattan) Hi I need some help from a Dentist i’m 29 european 6’2 tall 170lbs NSA I’m due for a colonoscopy.  Any Gastroenterologists out there looking for a good time?   Let me know!

Umm. There is no way to describe this. It’s NSFW because it’s on Xtube, but there isn’t any nudity. It is, however, Not Safe To Watch. via xtube

Steamy Corn?  Sounds like the morning after a late night burrito. Although I’m sure it’s delicious, there’s just no context where doesn’t sound kind of gross.