This has been floating around for the last few days, a company in Berlin is offering coffins decorated with images of naked men (or women if you are into that kind of thing. It would be like you died… and woke up in the bathroom of the A-House in Provincetown! Favorite part of the Reuters […]

While bedbugs get all the attention in New York these days, we’ve missed the terrible, rampant, ‘bottom bitting bugs’ of Japan! Run for your lives!

Morality in media (they twisted folks who think that gay rights cause people to become mass murderers) has declared this wear a “White Ribbon Against Pornography” week. They call it WARPED FAMILY, err, WRAP FAMILY.  Of course, they sell little ribbon magnets and pins, and what better way to let people know you are thinking […]

Of course, YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ANDREW CUOMO regardless of how fun electing Jimmy McMillan would be (WARNING: McMillian’s website features him singing his rap song, loudly.  Yes, that’s true.).  However, we LOVE Madam Kristin Davis and this campaign ad: Brilliant. She’s our favorite! BTW, It’s just a coincidence that Jimmy McMillian’s Album drops on […]

Here’s something creepy for Samhain, err, Halloween! And this: It’s the squishy, snapping rubbing noises that really makes it creepy.

Just like it says on the package. With a title like that, how can you not check it out?

Somewhere after the 2:00 minute mark, the squeeking begins. And it goes on and on and on! It’s some kind of robo-masturbator sucking thing that just continues honking and honking as it bucks and bobs. Possibly the complete opposite of hot. Unless gurgling and burping turn you on. Hilarious!

Open on a sun drenched beach, a gentle breeze in the air.  A bicyclist enters the frame, his shadow long on the sand… You don’t often see real efforts at creating short films on xtube. Story lines, editing, reverse angles, romantic embraces on the seashore (except sponsor posts like this, this and this). Well, enter […]

Read some negative reactions to this pro gay marriage campaign because it has old ladies and young kids saying fuck a lot. That’s pretty typical of the entire gay marriage movement with its whole ‘don’t offend’ the straight people and maybe they’ll like us and let us get married’ crap. The problem isn’t the swearing, […]

A recent Something Awful Photoshop contest was Porn Versions of Classic Films. These are the good ones: These are the only good ones, the rest are sort of predictable and lame.   I mean, is Adam Sandler’s “50 First Dates” really a ‘classic’?  I guess to straight people it is. Besides, the porn industry does all […]