National Coming Out Day is this Today, so we decided to roll out this old chestnut. This was the first time we saw Colbert on television, and his outrageously deadpan brand of satire was already honed to perfection. Though tender, his merciless insistence still cracks us up as he grills this kid.

He breaks character up a smidge on the Colbert Report, nowadays, but this sticks in our mind as perfectly Colbert.

When the lion lies with the lamb, who ends up being more
fulfilled? Well, this week’s Maximo Latino duo set out to find the
answer. Meet Rick and Maximo, two hungry animals who can’t wait to
devour each other. and although the lion captures the lamb, have you
ever seen a more satified look on a captured prey? Ahh, Nature. enjoy!!

Maximo Latino is included with your membership to DirtyBoyVideo.com. Thought we’d let you know!

An innocent walk in the woods turns into the best TWINK
solo we’ve seen on CruiserBOYS. Jay is tall, toned and so very smooth.
You’ll love watching him play with his thick cock that’s hard as soon as
he pulls it out of his boxers. As he lays back across the rocks and
jacks harder and faster his balls teasing you as they bounce up and
down, you can’t help but want to take him into your mouth. Just when you
think the best part is the finish with cum spraying and his body
trembling, he looks right into the camera with those sexy blue eyes and
penetrates you.

Thanks to our pals at  YouLoveJack. we’ll have plenty to keep us entertained over the long weekend, especially because it’s going to be pouring and boring. Yes, 18 of the 20 subway lines are basically FUUUUUCKED because of maintenance and emergency track work. Wish I lived in Canada, and then I could get fucked.

Smoking pot often leads to intense, never-ending hunger pangs — the kind that lead to the consumption of things like entire boxes of Dunkin’ Donuts Glazed Donut Holes or bottomless cartons of Ben and Jerry’s Cherry Garcia (Read this to find out why pot makes you hungry).

But this being the Big Apple, such typical caloric creations just won’t do — our sativa-saturated selves need conspicuous consumption of epic proportions. So, behold!

The Luther Burger: “a hamburger, specifically a bacon cheeseburger, which employs a grilled glazed donut in place of the bun.” Fucking 1,500 calories of amazing!

The LB first appeared in NYC in the Google cafeteria back in 2007, and was recently spotted by the Daily News at the Big E food fair in Massachusetts under the name the ‘Craz-E Burger’. Sadly, though, seems like right now it’s only served at Mulligan’s, a suburban bar in Decatur, Georgia. I hope there’s good green in Georgia!

These little micro-pigs get to be no bigger than a puppy, weighing only 8-9 pounds. They’ve been bred to stay tiny their whole lives. They cost £700 each which is roughly $1100 bucks. Considering that only 15% of an average normal sized pig is bacon, that’s about $165 bucks per pound or $8.25 per tiny slice!

On the plus side, you can barbecue the whole thing in a hibachi or a toaster oven. We’re kidding! Mostly.

The announcement that President Obama will be the keynote speaker at Saturday’s 13th annual Human Rights Campaign (the nation’s largest gay-rights group) National Dinner has of course drawn criticism from every God-fearing, fag-hating crazy Christian organization in America (including, of course, Fred Phelps and his hate-fueled Westboro Baptist Church, who insist “Obama Hates You Dumb Fags!”) But it’s also drawing the ire of prominent gay Atlantic columnist Andrew Sullivan, who questions Obama’s accomplishments on the gay agenda and calls out the HRC for doing “nothing substantive for gay equality on a federal level in twenty years . . . their prime job is to explain to the gay community why it is never in the Democratic party’s interest to do anything for gay people that might actually resemble equality.” Sullivan goes on to tell Obama: “spare us the schmoozing and the sweet-talking and . . . have a nice steaming cup of shut-the-fuck-up?” Ouch!

The following day will be the National Equality March on Washington “to demand equal protection in all matters governed by civil law in all 50 states. Now.”

via NYMag

Apropos of nothing… On fanfiction.net, there is a whole category dedicated to fan written fiction based on plays and musicals.

Mostly sequels to or off-shoots from popular Broadway/West End plays and musicals, the tribute pieces run the gamut from Aida to Zombie Prom.

Rent is the hottest contender with well over double the entries (6710!) of its nearest followers Wicked (3,006) and Cats (1,477) and

In a way it’s much more innocent than slash fiction (sexual stories about your favorite characters) but twice as perplexing, for instance this “pre-slash” story in which Sweeney Todd starts to think he might be getting a chubby for one of his victims.

What’s most upsetting is that Seussical has two romance spinoffs; both written by user “FunkyWatermelon” whose paragraphless repertoire is comprised entirely of romance/humor between Disney’s third tier supporting characters. Scrooge McDuck, finally getting some.

What do cage fighters do with their night off?  Put on dresses and wigs and hit the streets!

But when they get harassed by homophobic jerks, POW!

So next time you go looking to harass some trannies, make sure they aren’t MMA fighters!  Check out hte video, the one guys gets hit so hard he can’t walk straight afterwards!   Hahaha.  Trannies.

Thugs attack two men in dresses… who turn out to be cage fighters | Mail Online.