It’s been forever since we’ve come across straight porn copy this terrible: “Teens and hardcore are dictating their will in nowadays porno.” “Imagine your female neighbor in years twitching under the pressure of your powerful thrusts to the very uterus.” True, we just aren’t surfing that much straight porn.  But come on. Nowadays Porno!  Thrusts […]

Gawker saw this before I got to it… and came to the same conclusion: Press Releases are Racist. EPIC, a new luxury lifestyle, waterfront boutique hotel located in the heart of downtown Miami, is offering special rates for those visiting Miami to enjoy White Party Week events and festivities from November 25-30, 2009. Rates start […]

The Last Masquerade : Halloween Night. I don’t know if this is the premise for Hostel 7 or a really awesome rocking fucking good time sex party. Whatever it is, they use our favorite archival footage of George Putnam, a 1940’s conservative demagogue who railed against newstand filth. Not a bad advertisement for a Halloween […]

When this week’s Maximo Latino, Diego, was introduced to us, we weren’t sure what to do with such a cherubic character. But once we started to get to know him, it soon became apparent that this guy had been around the block a time or two and was nowhere near as young as he looked. […]

From the Onion by way of Towleroad. How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

Lance and Trey are the perfect bad boy/TWINK combo. Lance is a dominant top while Trey is a submissive bottom. Lance may be hardcore, but he proves himself an attentive lover as he starts rubbing Trey’s feet before rolling him onto his back, and continuing the foreplay. Trey may be a TWINK, but the kid […]

Our friends at YouLoveJack have outdone themselves, yet again… Read on: Take one tattooed French guy and throw in an enormous uncut cock… Give him the ability to suck his own dick and a taste for his own seed and you’ve got Jessy Karson! After showing off his 9 inch uncut rod and stuffing two […]

By way of explanation We love Warren Ellis. Seriously.  Have you read Crooked Little Vein? It’s kink-heavy detective story involving heroin addicted Presidential goons. Or The Authority, a brooding and intensely violent comic book featuring two very openly very gay superheroes or Transmetropolitan the post-punk tribute homage to Hunter S Thompson? You should. Well, his […]

The mighty U.S. Justice Department announced recently that federal drug agents will no longer arrest or people who are legally smoking, selling or supplying medical marijuana in the states that allow it. New York ain’t one of those states — yet — but fuck it, let’s celebrate! How do you get high? From simple to […]

It’s that time of the year again — the CMJ Music Marathon, when millions of scruffy-haired hipsters in billions of bands trying their damndest to be the Next Big Thing descend upon NYC for a week of rocking the fuck out, getting the fuck fucked up and fucking anything in sight. CMJ is known for […]